Gabe & Max and how you can become a better
marketer.
Every once in a while I gotta kick
off my shoes and relax to some entertainment. For a
while, now, I’ve been on a crusade to find
entertainment, geared at the internet marketer.
Lawyers get TV shows, cops get TV shows, doctors,
detectives, journalists and even desperate house
wives. So why don’t internet marketers get TV
shows? Probably because you won’t sit through 25
minutes of some guy, sitting in his pajamas, in the
basement (known as the “Home Office” ) hacking away
at his computer.
Internet Marketing Entertainment exists
All
is not lost, my internet marketing colleagues! As
more and more people are becoming aware of internet
marketing, the college humor and smart-ass parodies
are on their way. (Yes this does mean you should
worry about your methods and the future of internet
marketing, but that’s for after the short video.)
An astute friend from StumbleUpon, noticed I’m into
internet marketing and sent me this little piece of
internet marketing parody. These guys are low-tech,
but excruciatingly on the mark. Hope you don’t
scare easily
Why am I Really Showing You
This?
Well, I thought I’d make a statement about what’s
going on in this industry. If this video was too
funny for words, then you got the massage:
There is a
heap of crap out there and it stinks to climb
it!
I’ve been staggering with The Marketer Review for
the past few weeks. Desperately seeking good
material to write about. I hate writing bad
reviews, because it means I wasted my time on bad
content. When I write a bad review, it’s because
there’s insane hype around something and I really
want to know what it’s all about, only to find out
that’s all it was - hype.
Sure, there are shining exceptions (like
Stompernet or
Simpleoligy), but those are needles in my
Everest-like hay-stack. Everyday I get more and
more emails from internet marketers, telling me,
how they usually don’t recommend stuff, but this
video/e-book/report/top secret, never seen before,
ultimately awesome, leaked chapter will just blow
me away!
Blow Me
Is just one of the genteel lines I
utter, about 20-40 times a day, when plowing the
pathway to a clean inbox. Rich Schefren released
The Attention Age Doctrine Part II a little
over a month ago, talking about how you must add
value to your customer, that’s free - otherwise you
won’t gain their trust or earn their attention. I
agree.
Make Me Want to Pay You
My gripe isn’t with
the gurus. Most of them have their list and they
don’t necessarily want or need your attention. You
guys, however are a whole different bowl of soup.
Most of The Marketer Review’s readers are new to
internet marketing, or have yet to reach their
coveted goals. Which ever one of these groups you
belong to, know that I’m talking to you.
The reason why you have yet to reach your goals is
because you don’t provide value. And if you do,
then you’re not giving me a taste of it. When you
walk down the street, and pass by a bakery, you get
a whiff of a freshly baked bun and you’re dying for
a taste. Well who’s dying for a taste of your buns?
(yes, yes, pun intended - I’ll regret it in the
morning, I promise )
How Do You Compete?
Times are tough and
more and more things are being given away for free.
If someone is giving the equivalent of your product
for free, you better modify your product and your
free sample. But don’t loose faith, things haven’t
changed, really. By now you must know about the
free e-book/report. By now, you’ve been online long
enough, to have an expertise. Be it Ad-sense,
social marketing, building a humongous list, email
marketing- these are valuable assets. These are
valuable assets people are willing to pay money
for. So give a lot of it for free, in an e-book, or
a report, and save the amazing stuff for your
product. It’s that simple. Just make sure you know
who your competition is and what they’re giving for
free.
Next time I open your newsletter (and I probably
do), make sure to give me some good content and
free value. Who knows, maybe next time, I’ll be
reviewing you
To Gabe and Max for providing
some long-awaited-for entertainment, to this
lowly internet marketer, and for prompting
some harsh words that needed to be said.
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